In English class, the teacher had assigned the kids to use the words “liver” and “cheese” in a sentence. The next day in class, she called on little Hector:
“Did you do you homework last night, Hector?”
“Si, Senora” replied Hector
“Alright, let’s hear your sentence.” said the teacher.
Hector answered, “Okay. This vato wanted to ask my girlfriend on a date, so I said ‘liver alone, cheese mine!’”
“What’s 2 and 1?”
Shoe polish!
“What’s 3 and 1?”
OIL!
“What was Abraham Lincoln’s wife’s name?”
Mrs. Lincoln!
“Use a sentence with the word “Isthmus” in it”
Isthmus be my lucky day!
So, a Mexican bandito walks into a hotel and asks for a room. The clerk asks how many sheets to put on the bed. The bandito draws both pistols and snarls, “Eef jou sheet on my bed I hwill kill jou!”