You’re lucky you didn’t see the photo someone posted here yesterday of Her Thighness waddling on the beach in a sheer, blue moo moo. It was almost transparent.
Her top 1/3 looked almost normal but the bottom 2/3 was pure circus fat lady.
No, that’s not fair to circus fat ladies. She’s pretty much bell-shaped. It showed her thunderthighs, cankles and—she made this crew look like the American Junior Miss pageant.
OK, I’m going to have nightmares now.
In the interest of fair and balanced posing I demand that the women of Fox News now also pose nude.