Vote for the harridan, then!
Definition of harridan: an angry and unpleasant woman
Synonyms:
battle-ax (or battle-axe), dragon lady, fury, harpy, shrew, termagant, virago, vixen
Related Words
fishwife, gorgon; carper, castigator, caviler (or caviller), censurer, critic, faultfinder, nitpicker, railer, scold; belittler, derider, detractor; pettifogger, quibbler
Origin and Etymology of harridan
perhaps modification of French haridelle old horse, gaunt woman
First Known Use: 1678
Source: Merriam-Webster’s Learner’s Dictionary: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/harridan
Describes a former phb-ette from a university IT department very well too.