Posted on 07/15/2016 9:58:32 AM PDT by J. Worthington
Isn't this supposed to be today?
We look pretty sharp in these clothes (yes, we do)
Unless we get sprayed with a hose
It ain’t bad in the day
If they squirt it your way
‘Cept in the winter, when it’s froze
An’ it’s hard if it hits
On yer nose
On yer nose
Lol!
I hate you! I want yo’ smoked pork ribs. I don’t have a smoker. I am underprivileged.
I’ll be in yo’ backyard at 6p.m. DEMANDING aserving of pork ribs!
My brother drives for Uber in San Francisco.
Hopefully he’ll hightail it out of there in the next hour or so.
*** I hate you! I want yo’ smoked pork ribs. I don’t have a smoker. I am underprivileged.
I’ll be in yo’ backyard at 6p.m. DEMANDING a serving of pork ribs! ***
I am smoking four racks, so you don’t have to DEMAND. Had I not gotten 2 visa rebate cards from Discount Tire, and walked into Tractor Supply when they had just marked their Smoke Vault down to $199.00, I wouldn’t have a Smoker either.
It was the funnest, bestest impulse buy ever. All I went in there for was a six dollar bag of deer corn.
White Privilege can be hazardous to one’s health.
“Would you be mine, could you be mine...won’t you be my neighbor?” ~~ Fred Rogers
"It's... one... hell of a day in the neighborhood
A hell of a day for a neighbor
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
I've always wanted to live in a house like yours, my friend
Maybe when there's nobody home... I'll break in!
So... come out with some folks and a smoke
You bring the stash, 'cause Robinson's broke!
Will you be mine?
Won't you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?"
ROFL!
Oh, yeah..and don’t break in...I just replenished my ammo supply.
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