My favorite holiday of the year! I’m making some rage cookies and decorating the office with barbed wire and claymore mines left over from Ramadan. We’re going to burn down the restaurant after lunch (we’ll leave a generous tip, of course). Had the suicide vest dry-cleaned and we’re ready to go for the rage party tonight!
Excellent! Don't forget to hang the stockings stuffed with C-4 and rigged with trip wires. Every year the wife and I exchange mischievous glances as we hear those puppies blow one by one out in the living room! Oh, that one year the littlest's failed to detonate and he came bounding up into the bed with it, all grins. Man that was a hoot.