I wouldn’t want to be associated with Halloween for any reason. It’s Liberal Training Day and that would just be insulting.
Yesterday I saw a car with a bumper sticker on it that said, “Proud Democrat.” I wanted to put a letter under the windshield wiper that said after Democrats made a feeble economy normal, destroyed health insurance, and created a refugee crisis of Biblical proportions, the buper sticker made him look like an idiot.