LOL! We can set him up as an election blogger ... we’ll be a sensation! Jake and Shannon get in a knock-down drag-out over Trump (Jake likes him, but Shannon thinks he’s tacky), and the monkey does the play-by-play.
And post the whole thing in Breaking News.
There we go, we’ve “Castled the King” and survived the logic attack from the Drunken unexpected Rhesus Monkey by giving him a job to do.
The Cats Discuss politics in good old traditional FR style ,with a Knock-down and Drag-out. So we can slink off into a quiet corner and enjoy our Yogurt in peace.
If a drunk rhesus monkey were covering Trump how would anyone know?