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To: ArGee; Tax-chick; moose07

And my day just got much better: I went to heat a small deep dish pizza in my toaster oven according to directions, and burned the doggone thing to a crispy critter.

And then, while I was eating a piece of the cheesecake that tasted so good (with a teaspoon of chocolate sauce on top) my fork slipped and the bite ended in my lap, chocolate side down. But it had to bounce several times before it stopped.

Do I dare do anything else today?


1,318 posted on 08/02/2016 12:42:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( Carry a knife with you in case there is cheesecake or you meet someone who needs to be stabbed.)
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To: Monkey Face

I think I’m going to wear welders gloves and face mask when I next put the kettle on to boil....


1,319 posted on 08/02/2016 12:45:01 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) The only thing you should do on the Left is Drive.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; moose07

If I were you I’d buy a lottery ticket.

That kinda luck is bound to change.


1,330 posted on 08/02/2016 1:50:00 PM PDT by ArGee (This I know will always be true. Men. Don't. Have. Babies.)
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