I'll let you go first!
LOL. I didn't say I wanted to try it, I just want to see it. Someone else can try it. 😀
Okay, you can play with the Transporter. All I want is a man-portable Phaser.
Instead of the SSS (Shoot, Shovel, Shush) System for dealing with varmits, you hit ‘em with that outfit and merely sweep a little dirt over the scorch marks.
I don’t recall there was ever any muzzle blast out of even the BIG ship-mounted phaser, which makes it even better.