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Swedish soccer player gets red card for farting during game
Yahoo News/FC Yahoo ^ | 6/22/16 | Leander Schaerlaeckens

Posted on 06/23/2016 8:24:42 AM PDT by hoagy62

The fart heard 'round the world is an underdog story.

It's the tale of a humble fart, unloosed on the world in a moment of innocence in the anonymity of a game between Swedish soccer clubs nobody had ever heard of. Its maker is Adam Lindin Ljungkvist, a left back for Järna SK's reserve team. They were playing Pershagen SK.

He already had a yellow card.

He also had "a bad stomach," per the Guardian. So, as he told Länstidningen Södertälje, which we're going to guess is either a newspaper or a cheap, self-assembled coffee table, "I simply let go." ***** The referee explained himself. "I perceived it as deliberate provocation," Kako said, adding that he'd once given a player a yellow for peeing by the field as well. "He did it on purpose and it was inappropriate. Therefore, he received a yellow card."

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TOPICS: Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fart; soccer; sweden; wtf
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“I cuooldn’t help it. Um de hur de hur de hur. A berkeeng speeder crevled up my leg.”


41 posted on 06/23/2016 11:38:51 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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Nordics eat some strange stuff.
42 posted on 06/23/2016 12:19:53 PM PDT by Ketill Frostbeard ("Where you recognise evil, speak out against it, and give no truces to your enemies." ~ODIN~)
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