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Time Machine

I opened up this here history book
And flipped my lid when I took a look.
There on page 219 was this here Egyptian queen.
Although she lived in 44 BC,
Cleopatra is the chick for me.

I'm going to build a time machine
So I can go back and make the scene.
I'm gonna make some time
With my Egyptian queen
In my little old time machine

Pretty soon, I'll be making the gig
When I set the doodad on my thingamajig
I'm gonna crank and turn the dial
Very soon, I'll be on the Nile
Holding hands with my Cleo kid
Setting in the shade of a pyramid

She got a daddy rich as old King Tut.
I hear her mommy's all wrapped up.
Got a room of diamonds on every shelf.
When I walk in, she'll say, "help yourself."
I'll fill my pockets and after a while,
We'll make some time, 1960 style.

Look at that girl go!
Like she sure is?
Like, wow!
get that snake away from my girl!
Oh, no, it's too late!