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To: nickcarraway

Most effective was this sign I saw on terrariums containing alligators inside a bar:

Alligators have survived since the age of dinosaurs by preying on the slow and the stupid. Do not put your hands in the tanks!


6 posted on 06/16/2016 12:58:28 PM PDT by CitizenBob
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To: CitizenBob

LOL, while there is nothing funny about this poor kid, there is something funny about watching a bunch of wildebeests walking down to the water to drink.

The entire herd looks nervous and holds back, shuffling from hoof to hoof, and one dimwit walks up to take a drink and is dragged in by the nose. The others see this, and now go down to drink!

When I was in the Navy, I was working on the flight deck, and me and one of my squadron mates were standing there, side by side with three heavy tie-down chains draped over each shoulder, trying to figure out if we were too close to walk in back of an F-14 Tomcat that was waiting to launch. We nervously looked at each other, but neither of us walked in back of the idling jet engines.

Then, a Blue Shirt carrying a pair of chocks in each hand, walked up next to us, paused for a split second trying to determine if it was safe, and after about 1/10th of a second of internal debate, stepped out into the jet exhaust.

He got blown down the flight deck, legs, arms, and chocks in a big tangle.

We looked at each other, nodded, and took the long way around.


18 posted on 06/16/2016 1:08:11 PM PDT by rlmorel (Embrace your Curmudgeonliness.)
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