You and your dog are walking in the woods. You come across Sid Blumenthal eating a tuna sandwich while he's waiting to pick up a cash drop for the Clintons. You suddenly see a mamma bear with cubs headed for the three of you. What do you do?
A)Run away knowing the bear can outrun you?
B)tie your dog to the closest tree as bait so you and Sid can outrun the bear?
C) Unleash your dog so it can follow you fast, and tie the leash to Sid and a tree while smearing him with tuna?
D) Sic the dog on Sid. When Sid yells and drops the sandwich, grab it and get behind Sid and lob it at the bear. When the bear goes for Sid, call off dog and watch the bear eat Sid from a distance. Tell the dog what a good boy he is! Go home counting blessings.