1 posted on
05/24/2016 2:11:13 PM PDT by
bkopto
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To: bkopto
The happy couple is registered at Lumber Barn.
2 posted on
05/24/2016 2:13:22 PM PDT by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: bkopto
Has he divorced the previous seven trees? Or is guilty of polygatree?
3 posted on
05/24/2016 2:15:25 PM PDT by
Hieronymus
( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G. K. Chesterton))
To: bkopto
This is the 8th tree he’s married. I hope they all have good lawyers, charge him with bigamy and make him pay child support for all their saplings for the next 100 years.
4 posted on
05/24/2016 2:16:22 PM PDT by
euram
To: bkopto
“I think that I shall never see....”
5 posted on
05/24/2016 2:16:25 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: bkopto
Did he get a woodie on the honeymoon?
6 posted on
05/24/2016 2:22:25 PM PDT by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: bkopto
Come on folks, this is kinda sappy . . . .
8 posted on
05/24/2016 2:24:21 PM PDT by
snooter55
(People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do)
To: bkopto
What's wrong with him tying the knot with a tree? We all wanna put down roots, am I right?
Whew, gives new meaning to the family tree though, doesn't it?
This guy's gotten married 8 times? How does he know? Does he count the rings?
Somebody stop me!
No, really, stop me.
To: bkopto
Now we learn what knotholes are for?
11 posted on
05/24/2016 2:26:24 PM PDT by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero)
To: bkopto
Does New York have a gender for his wife to identify as? Or do they need to add a 32nd gender?
To: bkopto
The tree-hugger groom is likely to find his tree bride’s knot hole, is wholly unsatisfying.
Splinter’s aside...
13 posted on
05/24/2016 2:27:42 PM PDT by
MarchonDC09122009
(When is our next march on DC? When have we had enough?)
To: bkopto
I don’t think this wedding was consensual. The bride seemed rather wooden at the ceremony.
To: bkopto
So throughout the day, the tree gets wood?
16 posted on
05/24/2016 2:35:32 PM PDT by
A_Former_Democrat
(#BoycottTarget #BoycottRoss Women & children hurt the most)
To: bkopto
Did the tree give knowing consent to this union?
I sense that the Ents are about to rise up at this outrage.
To: bkopto
I knew this thread would be funny. Thanks for posting. I married a Buckeye.
19 posted on
05/24/2016 2:42:02 PM PDT by
neefer
(Because you can't starve us out and you can't make us run.)
To: bkopto
Did the tree say “yes”?????????????
20 posted on
05/24/2016 2:42:21 PM PDT by
Innovative
("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
To: bkopto
He has married eight trees?! A bit promiscuous.
21 posted on
05/24/2016 2:43:22 PM PDT by
Yaelle
(Tinkerbelle glittering up the runway for Trump Force One!)
To: bkopto
How does he know the tree is single?
22 posted on
05/24/2016 2:43:23 PM PDT by
PGR88
To: bkopto
I think the tree was drugged.
23 posted on
05/24/2016 2:47:41 PM PDT by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: bkopto
Don’t want to be around when he is pollinating.
24 posted on
05/24/2016 2:47:50 PM PDT by
grobur
To: bkopto
Environmentalist and actor Ricardo Torres marries tree
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Hmmm. Does Bubba know Hillary is cheating on him?
26 posted on
05/24/2016 3:01:10 PM PDT by
StAntKnee
(Add your own danged sarc tag)
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