I was thinking the same thing ... and it would not even take malice to want emergency egress capabilities. Here in the PNW we have volcanos that can level a forest in seconds. Assuming I had time to get in one, how do I get out if a 50 ton Cedar is laying in front of the door?
You can upgrade to the ‘Langolier’ model ball.
Like Chuck Norris, it can swim through land.