It’s just what we’ve been seeking, a utopia-maker — a perfect source of equal wealth distribution for all, the solution to every social problem there is or ever was; it’s the elusive...(wait for it)...Luckdaysium! Unfortunately, the closer you get to the source, the more like dirt its valuation. Hoo boy, just can’t win.
Never mind that crap - I want to sell Levis to alien miners.