Yup. I'd say your face fits perfectly.
Posted on 05/19/2016 11:49:19 AM PDT by Morgana
Miley Cyrus couldn’t be prouder to represent Planned Parenthood and abortion, according to the singer herself.
On Tuesday, late-night talk show host Jimmy Fallon invited the 23-year-old celebrity on the Tonight Show as a guest.
To introduce Cyrus, Fallon asked the audience to “please welcome one of the coolest, hardest working people we know.”
In the middle of interviewing Cyrus, Fallon brought up her “charity” work.
“You’re releasing a T-shirt today?” he prompted Cyrus, before holding up a shirt featuring a photo of her behind a steamy pane of glass kissing the word “pro-choice” traced in the fog.
In agreement, Cyrus explained, “It's a collab with Marilyn Minter and Marc Jacobs for Planned Parenthood.”
The “Miley Hearts Planned Parenthood” T-shirt was created by Cyrus and photographer Marilyn Minter, recipient of Planned Parenthood’s Woman of Valor award. For $50, shoppers on Marc Jacobs’ website can buy the shirt from which the proceeds go to Planned Parenthood.
They could also find the shirt, as Fallon happily announced, at happyhippies.org (Cyrus’ nonprofit created for LGBTQ youth). Cyrus also directed viewers to her Instagram to have a better look at the “super exclusive” item.
As a celebrity, Cyrus found herself the perfect person to speak on behalf of abortion giant Planned Parenthood.
“I think it's really important for me to be someone that speaks out about women's health rights and reproductive rights,” she said, “and I think that's important for people to not be afraid to talk about that.”
“And I'm a good person,” she added. “When – when there's a company that – that's having a hard time with people being afraid of something, I'm a good person to put on the face of a T-shirt.”
A good face who identifies herself as genderqueer and pansexual who attracts attention at various music awards shows by smoking pot and waving foam fingers and twerking.
Fallon concluded: “Just let her do it.”
As she hyped, Cyrus’ shirt is all over her Instagram. Take a look:
Miley Cyrus “I’m a ‘Good Face’ For Abortion, Planned Parenthood”
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If I were Miley’s mom, I think I’d have to agree-the creature is as dumb as a box of rocks-a waste of oxygen...
She has good face for abstinence too. Who’d want to touch that two bagger?
Bill Clinton.
Another haiku then:
Her groin should be nuked
From orbit just to be sure
So that we may live
Wow.
She’s a good face for radio.
More like a good excuse for abortion.
“Window licker”
LOLOL
Nowadays do they burn the chairs after Miley sits in them?
A condom company should hire her !!!
USE A CONDOM OR YOU COULD HAVE ONE OF ME !!!!
SALES WOULD SKYROCKET !!
Dude, wth with all the haikus? Every thread?
So, I wonder if I too “released” a T-shirt if Jimmy Fallon would have me on his show and laud me for my “charity” work. I’ve got some old ones I don’t use much anymore that don’t have all that many holes in them, but are still too good to use as oil rags in the garage.
I dunno.
Today is my Friday; feeling a little crazy.
Lots of bad news out there; was hoping to lighten it up a little.
Yup. I'd say your face fits perfectly.
Perfect face indeed. To think it’s allowed outside and to vote. Thankfully, it couldn’t find its way to a voting booth.
However, I will stop if you want me to, just after this:
The herp thanks her
For giving them a home where
They may thrive and grow
Spread it out a bit, we have all the rest of the day left. :)
Haikus are 5-7-5. Several you posted have only 4 in the first line.
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