“Someone left the cake out in the rain”
“I don’t think that I can take it, because it took so long to bake it.”
That’s museum quality worst ever.
You’re awesome. I thought because I had a worst list I was impressive.
We’re both pikers compared to Dave Barry.
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/113018.Dave_Barry_s_Book_of_Bad_Songs