A few years ago, I complained to the Kohl’s in Leander, north of Austin, about a man in the women’s dressing room. They just stared at me like I’d sprouted a second head and did nothing. I’ve never set foot in there since.
I’ve also never set foot in the outlet mall stores south of Austin because they’ve had unisex dressing rooms for years.
When Texas secedes, we’re kicking out Austin. I absolutely despise Austin and avoid it like the plague. Can’t stand to drive down I35 through it.
Austin is a geographical anomaly. It belongs in California or Washington.