[PJ-Comix]

Still scratching my head (and chuckling) over this one especially since a search on Adelson's bio reveals no Welsh coal miner relatives. Perhaps Adelson and Loretta Lynn (coal miner's daughter) are cousins?

[Mr. M.J.B.]

Well, the Jooos discovered coal under enuf pressure becomes a diamond.

They secretly manufacture them behind the Western Wall and hire minors to hide them in places like Africa.

Then they celebrate cornering the market with a few Debeers and some Welches, blood, and matzah.

Adelson has a secret Jew tunnel under all his casinos that leads right to Jerusalem.