That reminds me of one of the few funny jokes that Roseanne Barr told back when she was a comedian:
I'm on this new diet. You are supposed to eat naked while looking in the mirror. It has worked pretty well for me. Of course, when you go out to eat at a restaurant, you get some rude looks from other customers . . . . .
I remember one funny scene from the “Roseanne” show. All her kids were in the kitchen getting food, and she yelled, “What have I told you about eating between meals?!?” and they all chorused, “To use a plate!”
Just like my house. “Can I have (fill in food)?” “I don’t care, just use a plate!”