BUY GOLD! Buy gold to hedge against the market's inevitable crash, and we'll hold it for you for your convenience. It's physical gold, but held in our warehouses for your security.
What aren't the banks telling you? Buy now before the prices skyrocket due to the collapsing economy
Ad nauseum
Actually, don't buy gold. It will probably creep back up to about $1,800, and then tank again.
When the rest of the deleveraging cycle hits, you are going to want fluid assets.
Not hawking anything here.