There is no way. No way to get your shoulders inside an infant life vest. It’s a lie. I couldn’t get mine into a toddler size. Infant would be smaller.
That's the meme into which we're supposed to buy, isn't it?
Since "there is no way," we're supposed to be entirely understanding that if Fuddy wore an infant life jacket, it would cause anybody to be stressed, hyperventilate or even have a heart arrhythmia.
Don't buy it from the start! The clear evidence we weren't supposed to see (Fuddy's brother, Lewis, said he didn't want her image shown on TV--hmmm) is that she wore a fully-inflated, adult life jacket!
She was declared to be CRITICAL forty minutes after she was left in the water--deemed by protocols to be unqualified even to receive CPR--as clearly dead.
USCG guys follow orders or they get court-martialed.