Been there/done that. Bathroom, middle of the night....head meet bathtub...21 stitches.
smart ass
Sorry, it's my job.
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Gotta watch that.
Brings to mind Gary Kildall, the author of CP/M, the predecessor to Microsquish/DOS. He should be worth billions. Instead, he's pushing up flowers.
According to the Wikipedia, Gary suffered a fall in a biker bar in Monterey in 1994.