Bill Clinton Battling Brain Damage

National Enquirer ^ | Feb 4 2016 | J.R. Taylor

[Grim]

Bill Clinton’s battle with a tragic brain disease is sparking fears he won’t live to see the November elections! “Bill is clearly not the same person he was a year ago, or even six months ago,” a political spy told The National ENQUIRER. "He is much slower physically, and he suffers periodic mental lapses.”

[Pelham]

” I worked for Al Haig”

You and Bob Woodward, before his days of Watergate fame.

[Dr. Zzyzx]

I think what we have here is a failure to communicate.

In the first post, Grim asked, “Does Bill have Parkinson’s Disease?” A legitimate question.

A little farther down, 2nd DivisionVet made a National Enquirer joke about Bill knowing Lee Harvey Oswald, because that’s the story the Enquirer had about Ted Cruz’ father last week—it had nothing to do with Parkinson’s in any way at all.

For some reason, Enigo54 mixed up the two comments and started laying a bunch of accusations on 2ndDivisionVet, and despite several folks’ efforts to explain to him/her, s/he still doesn’t get that fact that s/he mixed up the posters.

At least that’s the way it appears to me.

[Enigo54]

If you want to be dishonest like that, thats your option…. let alone you accusing me of babbling…

Such pure class

[FDNYRHEROES]

Here’s your next big project, Will Ferrel...Make it good. Make us laugh.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Nope.

[ronnie raygun]

My momma always sed “God dont like ugly”

[x]

So what happens if Hillary's elected and Bill goes out the way Nelson Rockefeller is said to have died -- of a heart attack at a lover's place?

Even if Bill passes on from some other reason, you know what the rumors will be like.

[Pelham]

Woodward was a Navy Lieutenant before he took a job at the WaPo. He performed some sort of liaison role between the JCS and the White House, as a messenger I suppose. He had regular contact with Haig and this made some people suspect Haig could have been Deep Throat.

[StAnDeliver]

"I’m trying to think of something sillier than a Kennedy assassination theory posted by a 2016 sign-up. Nope, can’t think of anything."

I can - you stinkbaiting in a Bill Clinton health thread, by someone who should know better. You're going the way of Arator, and soon...

[Celtic Conservative]

Well, he married Hillary, so I think brain damage has had the upper hand for some time now.

=^)

CC

[2ndDivisionVet]

I still think Haig or another really high-level staffer was their source. The guy they named wasn’t anywhere near high enough on the totem pole to be Deep Throat.

[2ndDivisionVet]

You a big Clinton fan?

[11th Commandment]

Sympathy vote for the poor Widow Hillary Clinton

[relictele]

Ha!

[sport]

He seems too healthy for me.

[Not gonna take it anymore]

It’s ok to have a plant based diet as long as it isn’t ALL PLANTS

[Hotlanta Mike]

Maybe Will Ferrell start filming a comedy about Clinton with Parkinsons...

[MeganC]

I bet Hillary’s poisoning Bill.

[RaginRak]

HIV??

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Did he know Lee Harvey Oswald?
Yea, he asked him for his sister's number...