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To: Eric in the Ozarks

I had a friend who’s husband was a heart attack victim and had to watch his diet.

When she got home from work there were always candy kisses missing from her dish and she told her husband to avoid sweets.

She was walking the dog after dark,the dog pooped,and it was full of foil glitter.

Problem solved.

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52 posted on 05/04/2016 7:27:39 PM PDT by Mears
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To: Mears

We had guests for dinner one Friday evening and I had picked six small lake trout for our gathering. I had taken the fish out to the grill when I ran out of beer. I set the tray down for 10 seconds inside.
When I stepped back out, there were five trout. I think he swallowed it in one bite.


56 posted on 05/04/2016 7:34:30 PM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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