1. Barbie Benton
2. pornstar Annie Sprinkle
3. Ron Jeremy (they can talk about all the young "pieces of @$$" they've had over the years)
4. Howard Stern (Howard can give "the Donald" language pointers to help "the Donald" when he talks again about U.S. businesses outsourcing to China; and,
5. Cee lo Green (In the unlikely scenario that Donald Trump beats Hillary Clinton, Cee Lo Green can sing his famous "Eff You" song -- mistakenly referred to as the "Forget You" song -- to you lumpen Conservatives when you find out that a would be Pres. Trump is an incompetent Liberal who lied to you guys about Mexican immigration; beating Isis; and making America great again.)
I hope y'all like my choices.
Better to be wanted by the police than not wanted at all