A red diaper freshman.
Preserves Commie eligibility.
Is that like a red, diaper, doper baby?
Will she be going as a foreign student like her old man?
Will she use a different name for college like her old man?
Will she have someone else write a book that she claims is her own?
A gap year can be a very good thing for many young students.
Better than a bunch of freshmen, with no world experience, just taking up space at college; while they try to “find themselves” — and paying tuition for the privilege. (Who knows, some of them might find out that they really do want to take up space — i.e. major in Astrophysics.)