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One Hundred Russian Jokes ^
| 4/26/2016
| Various
Posted on 04/26/2016 8:29:11 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie
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To: Daffynition
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04/26/2016 1:44:51 PM PDT
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JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono
That dance take great strength, flexibility and coordination, but it’s murder on the knee joints.
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04/26/2016 2:11:05 PM PDT
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JimRed
(Is it 1776 yet? TERM LIMITS, now and forever! Build the Wall, NOW!)
To: JoeProBono
Drinker? How come Lenin looks like he's still 52 y/o?
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04/26/2016 4:21:03 PM PDT
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Daffynition
("We have the fight of our lives coming up to save our nation!" ~ Jim Robinson)
To: Daffynition
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04/26/2016 5:11:50 PM PDT
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JoeProBono
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To: Cementjungle
Those vending machines had a device to wash glasses. You can see it in the right side of the tray, where the turned over glasses are.
You put a glass upside down, push the bottom, and the machine sprays water inside to wash the glass.
Probably it saved money comparing to disposable cups.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A German, an American, and a Russian had an argument who could feed mustard to a cat most easily.
The German grabbed the cat and forced a spoon with mustard into its mouth. The other two protested: “This is violence!”
The American hid some mustard between two sausage slices. The other two protested: “This is deception!”
The Russian spreaded the mustard under the cat’s tail. The cat immediately started licking it off, meowing loudly. “Comrades, look, - first, it’s eating it voluntarily, secondly, it’s singing, so it’s happy!”
To: Freelance Warrior
Russian musturd is very hot comparing to Western European one.
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