[Riley]

My parents are working on a space ship to send me to krypton.

That would SUCK! On a planet where Superman isn't especially remarkable, the weakest, low-testosterone emo weenie would be kicking sand in your face at the beach with impunity. Toddlers would be shaking you down for your lunch money. Household pets would be a deadly threat.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Household pets would be a deadly threat.

I guess you've never read a pitbull thread.