I read in the Enquire that the aliens were stealing our pennies for the copper. According to a documentary I watched called Men in Black that is a reputable publication for alien info.
That got me to thinking I should carry pennies with me at all times. Then if I suspect a alien rectal probe I can throw the pennies and run like hell. The distraction might buy me enough time to get away.
And why do you think Canada got rid of pennies. Do they know something we dont about aliens?
You are freaking hilarious. You must be popular at parties cowboy. Needed a laugh and that image of you throwing pennies at aliens carrying anal probes almost had me on the floor.