[G Larry]

I call this “Comic book science”.

Only plausible as a set up for some Comic book theory.

[Noumenon]

Everyone knows that Gorgonzola, the cheese monster is responsible for the release of mass quantities of digestive gasses. This of course makes exactly as much sense as the pious pronouncements of the Climate Scientologists.

[stormer]

I know science can be hard, but you probably should read something other than comic books.