[Bratch]

'The current conditions might trigger at least four earthquakes greater than 8.0 in magnitude.'

Then again, they might not.

[dfwgator]

Then again Monkeys might fly out of my butt.

[SubMareener]

The current seven-day, 2.5 Magnitude or greater count is 335 (Updated: 2016-04-17 17:03:50 UTC-07:00). Up until last week it was running about 180. It kicked up to 220 a couple of days ago, and almost overnight spiked to the current level.

Pretty unusual activity, but hey, don't worry, be happy!