But... but... Liberals keep hammering us with tales of the gentle pre-industrial people living in perfect harmony with nature as they lived on sunshine and fairy dust while spending their days sitting in circles and telling tales of grace, wonder, and peaceful coexistence. I’m so confused.
It’s the drums, I tell ye! The drums! The incessant beating of the drums, day and night! Beating time with the beating heart, like a narcotic: lub-dub-THUD; lub-dub-THUD; lub-dub-THUD...
AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST ESCAPE DRUMS! MUST GO KILL MEGAFAUNA!