[The Great RJ]

Socialism: You have two cows and the government takes one and gives it to someone who doesn't have any cows

Communism: You have two cows and the government takes both, but gives you some of the milk

Capitalism: You have two cows and you sell one to buy a bull.

Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Hillary Clinton socialism: You have two cows. The EPA fines you because your cow's flatulance is causing climate change. The income you make from milk sales is taxed at 60% because milk causes obesity. The federal bureau of cow management sends you 500 pages of regulations and threatens to confiscate your cows if you do not comply with all of them. The BLM arrives at your farm and evicts you because the land is now federal property and your cows are also confiscated and shot.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Hillary Clinton socialism: You have two cows. The EPA fines you because your cow's flatulance is causing climate change. The income you make from milk sales is taxed at 60% because milk causes obesity. The federal bureau of cow management sends you 500 pages of regulations and threatens to confiscate your cows if you do not comply with all of them. The BLM arrives at your farm and evicts you because the land is now federal property and your cows are also confiscated and shot.

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