LOL! Funny, but in a far too tragic way. :)
That’s great!
How about:
Crony Capitalism: You have 2 cows. The government gives one to a campaign donor and double taxes you on the other.
Bump.
WAY too good to not have available in text format...
VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank and then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option for one more.
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