[Zuse]

Just wait a few minutes.
He will have to get up to pee.

[Billthedrill]

He will have to get up to pee.

Beat me to it. You don't have to wake him up. He'll already be up. Put the Red Phone in his crapper and yer good to go.

[miserare]

Took the words right off of my keyboard!

[Heart-Rest]

Even if you set aside the Communist version of the "GOPee" factor, many elderly people suffer from just generalized insomnia, so there is a good chance B. S. will already be wide awake at 3 AM.

(Now, honestly, does it look like B.S. ever gets any sleep at all?)