Forecasters in the US and UK predict these holes in the sun could confuse migrating birds and other animals, cause minor problems with satellites, make an aurora visible as far south as Maine and Michigan and cause women near the North Pole {Russia, Finland, Sweden, Norway, Greenland and numerous Eskimo female populations in northern Canada} to go into heat.
“and cause women near the North Pole {Russia, Finland, Sweden, Norway, Greenland and numerous Eskimo female populations in northern Canada} to go into heat.”
Bear that in mind while planning your vacation. One moment, you’ll be minding your own business. Next moment, your wife will be on you like white on rice, ripping your clothes off and trying to do Lord knows what. Beware. Beeeeewaaaare.