History? What’s that? Is it like a reality show and all?
History has no relationship to today’s current events. Just listen to our prez. It was some stupid course you had to endure if you cared to graduate. The Constitution was written by a bunch of dead white guys, etc.
Today’s youth is face buried in their phones seeing if they’re trending or sexting body parts. They have no regard for history and are doomed to repeat it.