Oh, come on..!
This is a marketing plan: We’re SUPPOSED to get all pissed-off and DISCUSS THE MOVIE.
It’s free PR and they’re playing us for, uh, well, SUCKERS.
Show me Luke skulking and mincing around a highway rest-stop or it’s B.S..!
They pulled this zact same scam two Bond films ago, you know, where they designed a single 10-second “Abercrombie Bond, walking out of the ocean” in the banana hammock scene to make the wild claims credible:
Bond homo! Bond homo! Bond homo.
And suckaz fell for it up the ying-yang and it was all they could talk about:
“Bond will be in a circle-jerk, Bond will pull a train of brauny MI-6 operators, Bond will French-kiss Q...”
And what did we get?
He got punched in the balls a couple times, so what.
It’s a marketing SCAM.
NO part of the film is going to cast Luke as butt-pirate.