321 DAYS

3/5/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

It is 321 days, 1 hour, 29 minutes, 6 seconds until the Marxism-loving arrogant Christophobic nefarious imperious petty heinous vengeful destructive Islamic malevolent oligarchist anti-American sissified thin-skinned racist traitorous evil supercilious angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying threatening middle-finger-waving socialist petulant deviant Constitution-ignoring malignant narcissist noxious Saboteur-In-Chief illegal hideous communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim dictator usurping President "Stompy-Foot" Obama, who is now a confirmed supporter of Islamic terrorists, leaves office.

That is:
321 days
7705 hours
462329 minutes
27739746 seconds

Please ask if you wish to be put on, or taken off, of the Countdown: Exit Obama (C.E.O.) Ping List

Note: This timer is synched to January 20, 2017 at precisely 12 noon. It includes the Leap Year day.

[Lazamataz]

Because today is a countdown-like day (3-2-1) it is CONTEST DAY!

[Lazamataz]

TODAY IS...... :)

CONTEST DAY!

Be the first person to find the new Obama-descriptor, and post it on the thread, and you get to offer the next descriptor word!

Rules for the word offering:

1. The new descriptor word is found in the first (run-on) sentence. It is a new word added from yesterday's sentence.
2. The first person that posts the new word in this thread is the CONTEST WINNER.
3. The winner does not need to be in my CEO Ping List, but it is highly encouraged that you are. We don't take KINDLY to no FURREIGNERS round THESE PARTS.
4. It must be a modifier or descriptor single word, such as 'crass' or 'uncool'; or it can be a group of words linked by hyphen, such as 'out-of-control'.
5. It cannot be a variation on Obama's name, such as OTrauma or Obozo, because his name is already in the paragraph.
6. Please offer words that actually exist, not, for example, the witty but unfitting 'stupidcallousfragilewristedmuslimhalitosis'. No swearing contributions, even if asterisked out. Only the winner may contribute, and only one word or word-group.
7. If a word-group is offered, please keep the individual words to three or under.

Thanks, good luck, and HAPPY HUNTING!

[Lazamataz]

TODAY IS...... :)

CONTEST DAY!

Be the first person to find the new Obama-descriptor, and post it on the thread, and you get to offer the next descriptor word!

Rules for the word offering:

1. The new descriptor word is found in the first (run-on) sentence. It is a new word added from yesterday's sentence.
2. The first person that posts the new word in this thread is the CONTEST WINNER.
3. The winner does not need to be in my CEO Ping List, but it is highly encouraged that you are. We don't take KINDLY to no FURREIGNERS round THESE PARTS.
4. It must be a modifier or descriptor single word, such as 'crass' or 'uncool'; or it can be a group of words linked by hyphen, such as 'out-of-control'.
5. It cannot be a variation on Obama's name, such as OTrauma or Obozo, because his name is already in the paragraph.
6. Please offer words that actually exist, not, for example, the witty but unfitting 'stupidcallousfragilewristedmuslimhalitosis'.
7. No swearing contributions, even if asterisked out.
8. Only the winner may contribute, and only one word or word-group.
9. If a word-group is offered, please keep the individual words to three or under.

Thanks, good luck, and HAPPY HUNTING!

(Correction to the rules, applied)

[Mears]

My word is “dork”.

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[Lazamataz]

That is not the new word in the sentence.

[left that other site]

You left out “Pusillanimous”, my FAVORITE! LOL!

[Mears]

Sorry—have to check the rules again——I’m a dork.

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[Lazamataz]

That is not the new word in the sentence.

[seawolf101]

321 days too many.

[left that other site]

No problem, I will be looking forward to seeing it in the future. :-)

Carry on...you are doing a Great Job.

[Lurkinanloomin]

The Kenyanesian Usurpation cannot end soon enough for me.
I wish we had an opposition aprty that would have stoodfor the Constitution that clearly states that ony a natural born citizen is eligible.
He told us that he was born a British subject.
So far, no one has answered my question:
Who thinks Washington, Jefferson, Jay, Madison, Monroe, Franklin, etc. would have considered a British subject to be a natural born citizen and eligible to be President?

To be a natural born citizen one cannot be anything else.

Born here of citizen parents.
Naturally a US citizen because there is no other possibility.

[KGeorge]

Thank you, sir! I was just lookin for you. And here you are!

[Nuc 1.1]

Well said Laz!

[left that other site]

I didn’t realize there was a contest (mea culpa) I should read downthread before posting. LOL.

[Lazamataz]

You can still enter!

[left that other site]

OK...got some careful studying to do! :-)

[WXRGina]

Reading the list somehow makes me feel better.

[Spirit of Liberty]

Treasonous

[humblegunner]

Your rules suck, they require reading skills and website navigation and are therefor clearly discriminatory to the illiterate and the stupid and as such will reported as hate-speech.

Have a swell day.

[butlerweave]

Obama must be on vacation because him approval numbers are at 51% ,D’oh