you pulled the whole thing straight out of our ass Bankruptcies
divorces
fraudulent universities
strip clubs
wrestling impresario
beauty pageants
gambling casinos
intimate of mafioso
prize fighting impresario
failed football league
serial litigation
failed businesses
serial lying
bombast, braggadocio, bullying
intimate relationship with Democrats
financing of Democrats
financing of rinos including Mitch McConnell and his ilk
hiring illegals
lying about opposition to Iraq war
lying about opposition to a Libya
Perhaps the most damning allegation of all, he causes his supporters to ape his worst characteristics by cheapening the debate and debasing discourse with phrases like:
you pulled the whole thing straight out of our (sic) ass 
Bankruptcies - Mark Twain, Henry Ford, Abraham Lincoln, Walt Disney.
divorces - Ronald Reagan, Rush Limbaugh, about half of the American people
fraudulent universities - “universities”? still an accusation
strip clubs - no knowledge on my part
wrestling impresario - a gag
beauty pageants - and your problem with that?
gambling casinos - don’t personally like them, but are legal
intimate of mafioso - accusation
prize fighting impresario - ?
failed football league - evidently first time in world history a business venture failed.
serial litigation - when you accrue 10 billion dollars, you will understand.
failed businesses - again, Trump is unique in that, to you.
serial lying - accusation
bombast, braggadocio, bullying - a lot of people think it is fighting spirit.
intimate relationship with Democrats - “intimate”?? You are confusing acquaintance with relationship.
financing of Democrats - his contributions equal out with both parties.
financing of rinos including Mitch McConnell and his ilk - repetition of above.
hiring illegals - Trump hires only his top people; his contractors hire illegals, just like they do in my home town.
lying about opposition to Iraq war - he is on video opposing it at a very early date.
lying about opposition to a Libya - ?
“Perhaps the most damning allegation of all, he causes his supporters to ape his worst characteristics by cheapening the debate and debasing discourse with phrases like:”
“with 5 minutes of observation” cannot be beat as a damning allegation.
you pulled the whole thing straight out of our (sic) ass
Excuse the typo, I meant “our of your ass”.