You trumpanzee so were a docil bunch until your Lord and savior went birther when he fell behind in a poll.
Sorry, I don't speak cruzer - even though it's so easy, a cruzman could do it... :)
Your candidate is a colossal failure and found out, and you are in a mood about it, to invoke blasphemy.
I really hope you can recover in time to make the Revolution. If not, we can maybe send over bicarbonate.
Cheer up, the GOP brotherhood may coalesce around the son of gun. They certainly are aware of his working both sides of the road, easy enough.
At least TRUMP is famous for it, admits it and is still willing to blow up the system, for our benefit, and to close the damn border post haste.