***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Today's Challenge: Political Limerick

The election season is draining
So many candidates campaigning
So many polls
To see who controls
It's no wonder it's all so draining.

1 posted on 02/19/2016 4:48:55 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Those who get Friday Silliness only are NOT Christian.

Top 5

2 posted on 02/19/2016 4:52:41 AM PST by FroggyTheGremlim (Hunga Tonga-Hunga.)

To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 6amgelsmama; 88keys; ...

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

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3 posted on 02/19/2016 4:54:24 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)

4 posted on 02/19/2016 4:54:50 AM PST by real saxophonist

In before Hillary tells the truth about anything.....

5 posted on 02/19/2016 4:56:30 AM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)

In the top ?? somewhere, whatever...

The Democrat Party today announced that it is changing its symbol from the Donkey to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the Party's political stance.

A condom:
* allows for inflation
* halts production
* destroys the next generation
* protects a bunch of dicks
* and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate.

The Best Blonde Joke Ever?

Speaking of blonde jokes...

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for that scandal."

Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300,000,000, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy it was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?"
Trump: "No the other one."

Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No the other one."

Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one."

Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one."

Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Me, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet."
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and china as Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one"

6 posted on 02/19/2016 4:57:22 AM PST by upchuck (Killary is the poster girl for everything wrong with our government. h/t Mister Da)

If free markets are something you dread,
Our Constitution is over your head,
And American history
To you is a mystery,
On election day, please, stay in bed!

7 posted on 02/19/2016 4:59:00 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)

8 posted on 02/19/2016 4:59:38 AM PST by WesG (Without geometry, life is pointless.....)

9 posted on 02/19/2016 4:59:58 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (I miss my dad.)

10 posted on 02/19/2016 4:59:59 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (I miss my dad.)

11 posted on 02/19/2016 4:59:59 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (I miss my dad.)

12 posted on 02/19/2016 5:00:05 AM PST by Monkey Face (I am not heartless.I am smarter.My happiness does not depend on anyone else.Not any more.)

To: Lucky9teen; Travis T. OJustice

Well, it woulda been the Top 10 if Travis’ computer hadn’t had the hiccups...

13 posted on 02/19/2016 5:02:39 AM PST by Monkey Face (I am not heartless.I am smarter.My happiness does not depend on anyone else.Not any more.)

14 posted on 02/19/2016 5:05:40 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (I miss my dad.)

15 posted on 02/19/2016 5:06:23 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)

Sorry but a good lymerick doesn’t use the same rhyming
twice.
The election season is draining
So many candidates campaigning
So many polls
To see who controls
It’s no wonder it’s all so draining.

Try: It’s no wonder we’re also complaining!

16 posted on 02/19/2016 5:12:43 AM PST by mistfree (It's a very uncreative man who can't think of more than one way to spell a word.)

To: Travis T. OJustice

The same to you, Travis T! :o]

17 posted on 02/19/2016 5:14:02 AM PST by Monkey Face (I am not heartless.I am smarter.My happiness does not depend on anyone else.Not any more.)

18 posted on 02/19/2016 5:17:58 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")

On election day, please, stay in bed!

I'll be up bright and early tomorrow to go vote. Polling locations are open 7a-7p.

I'll proudly cast my vote for Trump.

19 posted on 02/19/2016 5:29:01 AM PST by upchuck (Killary is the poster girl for everything wrong with our government. h/t Mister Da)

20 posted on 02/19/2016 5:35:31 AM PST by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)

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