There is absolutely no right to bear pillows written into the Constitution. All pillows need to be immediately registered to be followed by confiscation.
I’ll never Register My Pillows!
From My Cold Dead Hands!
post #76
You textualist. We originalist believe that there is a right to own pillows. I reject the belief of Judicial Activists the there is a penumbra of linen that allows for the use of pillows to smother people for their own damn good.