"How do you plead?"
"Hair-brained, your honor. More hair
than brains."
Hey at least he paid for his drink
He was tracked down using a credit card receipt for the drink he bought, according to the report.
http://heavy.com/news/2016/02/joshua-james-palm-beach-florida-man-throws-tosses-alligator-gator-through-drive-thru-wendys-restaurant-photos-video/