[SunkenCiv]

This guy:

https://ezillmer.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/059.jpg

http://www.google.com/search?q=roman+statue+louvre+looks+like+he’s+taking+a+selfie&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&tbm=isch

totally unrelated sidebar:

Horatio Greenough made a really ill-considered tribute statue to George Washington that was immediately lampooned even at the time it was unveiled. One wag captioned it, “my body lies on Mt Vernon, my clothes are upstairs.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:George_Washington_Greenough_statue.jpg

[Nervous Tick]

That’s him! I think it’s a Nokia phone. Too thick for a 6s. Although it might be a 6 in a marble case.

I wonder if AT&T sucked even back then.