But I like Christians. I'm kind of a connoisseur of Christians. :)
You might enjoy witnessing someone (or a group of someones) insult a Christian in front of me. It wouldn't be pleasant - for them.
” I’m kind of a connoisseur of Christians. :)”
May I suggest a light rub with paprika and marjoram :^]
Why not just become a believer?
It’s an amazing experience, knowing you belong to God and having the knowledge of knowing where you will be for eternity.
It would seem your heart is pretty close to the right place already.