[immadashell]

Lund says, "Mid-ocean range magmatism -- the release of molten rock through volcanic vents or fissures -- is driven by seafloor spreading and decompression melting of the upper mantle"

Enter algore in search of his next billion dollars, introducing his latest global warming development - the invention of the deep water staple gun to hold the rift together.

[Bitsy]

the invention of the deep water staple gun to hold the rift together.

And why can’t he invent the water staple gun? He invented the internet so I think he can invent a simple thing like a water staple gun. FlimFlam man and all around husler billionaire can do that.