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To: BenLurkin

“The pachyderm launched its attack Monday on the resort island of Ko Samui, throwing Gareth Crowe, 36, and his daughter, Eilidh Hughes, to the ground. Rambo then gored Crowe with his tusk and stomped on him. “

“Tusk.” Singular.

It’s like Arkansas over there!

Best pickup line in Arkansas...

“Hey, that’s a nice tooth!”


7 posted on 02/02/2016 4:45:11 PM PST by aMorePerfectUnion (As a representative of Earth, I officially welcome Global Warming to our planet)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Hater :)


10 posted on 02/02/2016 4:57:42 PM PST by West Texas Chuck (OBAMA: Fundamentally Twerking America)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion
“Hey, that’s a nice tooth!”

Q. How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?

A. Anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

14 posted on 02/02/2016 5:04:24 PM PST by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

You’re misinformed. Earlier edirions mistakenly reported that Rambo had borrowed another elephant’s tusk. This was a correction.


32 posted on 02/02/2016 6:47:58 PM PST by ShasheMac (www.needGod.com)
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